Thank you for meeting with us. It’s early there in Cyprus, isn’t it?

Okay, we’re pitching “Drone On!”

Our tagline is “Shame went out the window … and we’re movin’ in!”

Our concept is that the world’s hottest singles, couples, and et cetera opt in to have their most private moments observed by our military-inspired drones and streamed live to subscribers.

Ever since the ’28 election, we’ve had I can’t tell you how many contractors knocking our door down to get in on the ground floor with us.

So we’ve got IP up the ying-yang. But let’s start with the state of the market, okay:

First, growing boredom with OnlyFans. These last few years, the models who actually make a living at it have been relying on gen-AI to extend their reach. But it’s not imaginative enough to come up with something novel more than … twice a week? Three times? Neither are they.

The second thing is, on all the platforms, there are some tired categories. “Amateur.” “Homemade.” What do they mean anymore?

So everyone needs a new and better way to monetize, right?

What better way than unlimited voyeurship? We give subscribers the ability to skip among contracted residences for action 24/7, or stay as long as they like with a favorite. You know, let that UAV — unmanned aerial vehicle — keep its sights set on one home space. Not this scene or that scene. The whole scene. Unlimited voyeurship. Vertically, horizontally, anything in between.

Part of what’s so exciting, we’re taking camera control away from performers and producers. There’s no producing, it’s all live-streaming. And ethical. Trading privacy for money is cool. We can share details about our contracts later. But one thing we stipulate: no unsigned visitors. We monitor for that. And no minors whatsoever in the residence. We prefer performers who don’t even plan to have kids, because you know, who wants … anyway …

You haven’t asked, but can the performers ever raise or lower their blinds, their curtains? Can they have a few moments of privacy?

Aside from profit incentives, you know, for keeping things open: our rights are to a primary residence except for bathrooms if the door is closed. Unless we extend a deal to involve transportation or public spaces, yes, the models can have all the privacy they want outside of their primary residence.

Your next question is probably, Will there be subscription tiers? Of course. The higher the tier, the more unlimited voyeurship you get. “Drone On!” is unlimited clockwise, always, but the higher you go, the more drones and residences you can access. Tired of the San Fernando Valley? Maybe you want a package that covers Iowa or Toledo. That would cost you more.

U.S. not diverse enough for you? I can’t divulge all the international agreements we have in place, but engage in exclusive negotiations with us, and of course we’ll show you everything.

We’re the future, and we hope to make it with you. Thank you for your time, guys.