imk

during my colonoscopy
I thought
about you

bad words
between us
long past

it’s not fair

you can’t fight
now

it’s what you get for dying
first

I talked to a ghost

was it you?

we’d never
really
talked
before
like humans
do

now you’re not
human
anymore

your poems . . .
almost

not the worst

wishing you love
and the dignity of night

the awards committee

don’t expect too much
from the awards committee

the award
is a piano
at the bottom of the sea

the awards committee
is a congress of
cocksuckers

when you accept an award
you become
an object,
less human
than you were
a few seconds before

look,
never give
an award to anyone
unless you wish to insult them . . .
what
a slap in the face!

I hear a person
boasting
about
their award,
I get
embarrassed
for them
for humanity

don’t
get longlisted . . . malarkey!

if you get shortlisted,
go get that katana
from that other poem I wrote
and
start
chopping off heads

if someone
tries to give me
an award, I’ll
tell him: “you
little rat . . .”

sure, this will
aggrieve people
who’ve gotten
awards

buddy
nobody
even read
your manuscript

request:
if
you are on
an awards committee,
resign!

find useful work
in your community

sincerely, me

E. A. Bourland lives in Washington D.C. with his wife, their three children, and her cat. His web site is www.hwaet.com.