Expecting Nothing

In the fifteen minutes before work,
I change my shirt, mix tuna and mayonnaise

for my sandwich, flick on the TV,
and watch two women take the starting gates.

They hype one up to be the best
and breeze over her challenger’s name.

Coming down from the first jump,
Miss World wipes out hard.

Limbs dangle as she skids on her back
into an orange plastic fence.

It doesn’t look as bad as they say,
but then I see her struggle up on her skis,

collapse, curl, and yelp
as if a bat had swung through her knees.

Ritual

February blows in a trace of forearms
I nuzzled mouth and nose into
during long Colorado summertime drives.

Beige overcoat exhales cologne.
Leather briefcase gums itself into gold
linoleum next to the radiator.

Florsheims pad along to the liquor
cabinet from which scotch
is lowered, with a sigh, to the counter

where it waits while hearing ice
cubes dance in a glass
before exploding them in its warm bath.

Upper West Side Springtime

While staring at a black Lab
tied to a street light’s pole,
the thin man, gamy
like the rat birthing her young
in the garbage can
on the corner,
tells the deli clerk,
selling him a long can of beer,
that he gets so horny
his blood runs cold
and then has to go down
to the river
and fuck his friend
in the cool green grass.

Daniel Saalfeld’s poems have appeared in many journals, including The Hopkins Review, The Seattle Review, Southeast Review, Cimarron Review, Chicago Quarterly Review, The South Carolina Review, South Dakota Review, Tar River Poetry, Valparaiso Poetry Review, and The Pinch. A Fulbright Scholar recipient, he lectured on modern and contemporary poetry in Russia. He lives in Washington, D.C. and teaches at the University of Maryland.