Gargoyle 44Cover photo is (c) Man Ray Published 12/7/2001
Chris Farley’s funeralwas in a church closedto the public,but I got inbecause Iwalked inor maybe becausemy girlfriend lookedlike Jewel.A line
aimed at Chris & hisparents shed agentstoward coffee,& an SNL stareyeing my girlfriendcut in & asked whoI was, & I saidI’d phoned
Chris about playingthe worm farmerin my novel,& he nodded & sipped& stared.2 agents away
from having to greetthe parents, my girlfriendwhispered, “I don’t thinkI can do this,”& I walkedher outsideinto drizzle & wastedsnapshotsof paparazziwho werehungry foranyone.