Charles J. March III

The Expanded New York Times Best Sellers List

  1. Sir Lancelot: A Vulgar Acnedote About Busting Pimps & Prostitutes
  2. The Cracked Pot: An Allegorical Story of an Overwhelmed Toilet
  3. Humans at Large: A Socioeconomic Look at People and their Stations
  4. Part and Parcel Parking Lot: A Misanthropic Anthology
  5. Languishing: In Relative Obscurity
  6. Black Magic Muslims and the Rummies: A Sipping Gin & Juice Story
  7. Language Barrier Strikes Again: A Story of Tending Bar
  8. Tiger Woods: The Real Black Panther
  9. Foot Caught in an Electric Fence (This is How a Bloke is Supposed to Scream): A Southern Thing
  10. Black Coffee, Buttered Bagels, and Anxious Women: A Yiddish Trinity
  11. Good Cream: A Cold, Sweet Tale
  12. 30 for 30: A Docuseries About Taking Roxies Around the Clock
  13. The Server with a Cast: A Friend of Wendy’s
  14. When Father is Away: A Story of Man Children at Play
  15. Forever Dying: Live in Concert, For a Limited Time
  16. A Quiet One: The Silencer
  17. Take Alt Route: Life Under Destruction
  18. Testing Miller’s Limits: The Adventures of Neck Banger & Throat Warrior
  19. Beyond Benzos: A Self-Help Story
  20. Pimp My Policy: A Good Insurance Story
  21. Vacating Valencia: A Regaling Tale of Refuse and Refugees
  22. Cafe Noir: The Private Life of a Specially Educated Ralph’s Employee
  23. 7th Heaven: A Story of Devin & Kevin
  24. Dumpster Diaries: The Shocking True Tales of Trash Money
  25. Mt. Hood: A Tweaker’s Paradise
  26. Baby Wipes: A Story of Adults Neurotically Wiping Their Ass
  27. Breezeway Boys: Didactic DVR Destruction and Other Adventures of the Fat Waylon Gang
  28. Plumber’s Ass Abscess: A Room at the Blue Collar Inn
  29. Jesus Christ: An Active Shooter
  30. He Left: Mark (My Words)
  31. Todd the Monster: A Story Sponsored by Energy Drinks
  32. The Block Movement: A Story of How Isolation United the World
  33. Dead Sea Scroll Papyrus: A Story of Platypodes Smoking Blunts
  34. Keeping up the Kitchen: An Alex Jones Story
  35. March Madness: A Family Condition

Charles J. March III is a field medic veteran currently living in California. His work has been put out by Dissident Voice, The Recusant, Revolution John, NOMATERIALISM, Apocalypse Confidential, Anti-Heroin Chic, Fugitives & Futurists, Expat Press, etc. More can be found at LinkedIn & SoundCloud.